A friend of mine recently got written up in the New York Times for being a spy for the Dean campaign. Check out the article here. If the New York Times interviews you in your capacity as a spy, you’re not doing a very good job.
I was going to do a whole interview / exposé with the spy, but he refused to cooperate. I present you instead with something equally as dark and mysterious: smoked salmon packaging. Check out the mysterious figure in the bottom right corner. I don’t think I’d trust a product with that image on it.