Are You Average?

Based on an informal glance through my referrer logs, I’d say the average visitor to this website wants to (a) play a mini-putt game (b) on a bus to New York (c) while armed with a super-soaker water gun (d) on a quest for chicken and waffles. Oh, and the average visitor also has a lego-related sex fetish.
And writing about these things again probably just made them all worse. Oh dear.

3 thoughts on “Are You Average?”

  1. licking your fingers one by one after eating a delicious frosted donut is ok. flailing your arms about when jumping off a bridge is borderline. but “oh dear”? come on andrew!

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