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If you are interested this, please e-mail your resume, no later than Friday, October 3, 2003 by 5:00 eastern standard time. This October 3, date only applies to this firm. See Below:

[Firm Name]
[Firm Address]
Contact: [Contact Name]
E-Mail: [Contact Email]

Area of Intellectual Property Law: Patent
Type of Prostitution: Full-time
Preferred Background: Associate EE, 2nd-5th year.