My first-year Contracts professor has a tradition of singing and reading poems submitted by students about the cases. Yesterday, he invited me to play guitar for his class as he sang. It’s been almost a year since I was in that class, and I forgot just how entertaining these songs can be. I entered the room and immediately set up my guitar and amp. I got everything plugged in, and when I looked up I saw the professor sporting a baseball hat, huge sunglasses, and a tiny plastic guitar. I thought I’d treat you to the same image…